Crazy Men in Tights
submitted by Rosa Cohen-Cruz
A long time ago (a full 24 hours) there was these 4 kooky men
who did crazy things. They didn't wear tights but that is
besides the point. I am going to start with the story of the headstander. There was once a headstander and
what more is there to say and everyday he stood on his head and walked on his hands and it was hard for him to drink
water. Next story: there was once a guy who liked to hunt. He knew a man who never would bunt and they knew a guy who only took
jump shots and road around in weird cars. The guy killed a turkey, the guy made a air, and the other guy struck out in his underwear.
Brooklyn, New York USA
June 1996
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