Crazy Men in Tights

A long time ago (a full 24 hours) there was these 4 kooky men who did crazy things. They didn't wear tights but that is besides the point. I am going to start with the story of the headstander. There was once a headstander and what more is there to say and everyday he stood on his head and walked on his hands and it was hard for him to drink water. Next story: there was once a guy who liked to hunt. He knew a man who never would bunt and they knew a guy who only took jump shots and road around in weird cars. The guy killed a turkey, the guy made a air, and the other guy struck out in his underwear.

submitted by Rosa Cohen-Cruz
Brooklyn, New York USA
June 1996

| Next Essay | Fantasies Index | Museum Entrance |