Cat Eats Family

This cat is the most bloated life force I've ever seen with fur, it looks like this cat ate her owners and took a bite of Rosie O'Donnell. I think now if you want a cat of this species, you should buy extra cat litter. This should be on the front page of the news for 3 weeks in a row. The person that took the photo of this cat must have been covered with cat repellent or something because this cat would have got him too. Lock your doors, shut your windows and put a lot cat food in front of your door because he is coming for you! This is the most dirty picture of a cat I've ever seen. I would recommend going to church and praying.

submitted by Ryan
age 14
September 2002

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